Sunday, January 28, 2007

Q & A vs. FAQ and the winner is....I O U...


Don't you love Q & A's and FAQ's? I do not. Yet here is another one, I hope unlike any you've seen previously.

Is this for real going to help me to spend time here?

There are two versions, the real one, which I haven't written yet, since no one has asked me any questions, and the made up one which you'll find below. If you have a question, why not email me, take a chance and go against the authority of websites that would rather not deal with floods of email. This is not that kind of website. How you spend your time on earth, is your business though, not mine.

Do you have an "artist's statement"?

Okay, here it goes off the top of my head, are you ready? Your life is a work of art. What style? Art that is not purposeful is not art at all. The purpose of my art is to enlighten while simultaneously inspiring the viewer to new possibilities that stimulate the powers of the viewers imagination. I want the viewer to create something after they view what I have created, even if it's just a better chicken salad sandwich. Specifically, my presumption is that by others viewing my creativity they will become more creative themselves. I know that's asking a lot from an artists statement, but then how can a statement become a question without you even knowing it. Communication = Hypnosis
All of the art you see on this site is a talisman from a ritual of a powerful chaos magician. If that were the truth would you look at every image or would you click away in fear? What if I told you the rituals were for you? How many others do you know that avoid there own best interest and a better future?
And that's no bull. I have a vision of the films, scripts, and art here helping change the world, but that too is a tragic idealism from a reformed nihlist. You can't help but change even if you don't look at any art at all. The question is when all your time is over, will you have changed enough? You are the world.

Who are U?

The undefined indescribable mystery factor that is the secret ingredient in your horseradish and/or a catalyst for extinguishing one layer of your soul. I'm just a guy. Usually, a bit of a bored guy. A guy who gets mad and crys just like you. Okay, probably not just like you. I am the moon guy. No pun intended.

Does anybody read questions and answers and are your just another one of those sick psychic charlatans?

Seek not to know all the answers, but to understand the question as to why more questions may or may not be added later irregardless of any other diabolical forces at work. And you cheated when you asked two questions in one. Do not defy logic again or you will feel my minions. I see connections and even after that there are always more connections. YOU CAN HAVE MORE FUN TODAY, I DARE YOU!

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